I gotta shout out my dude Cash for giving me this idea.
I used to walk around like the 6th Jackson. Ask my sisters. They'll tell you I used to rock this beige jacket and for some delusional reason I thought it resembled that "Michael Jackson [Thriller] Jacket... with all them zippers."
But if I had to be in any group in history, I would have to be a member of The Fugees. I actually wouldn't be the fourth member, I'd take Pras' spot. I'd let him be my manager if he still wanted to be involved though. Why the Fugees? Well, they're one of the most important Haitian
groups ever. And if I was a Fugee, we'd still be together.
First off, I'd get to Lauryn Hill before Clef. Since I'm a single dude, there wouldn't be any adultery scandal to mess with her head. Sure, Lauryn is some years older than me, so we'd start having kids when I was like 18 or something, but after selling 17 mill, I'm sure I wouldn't
sweat it much. I would never dump Lauryn, so no Marleys, just three or four Chery babies, so she probably never would have went crazy.
Unfortunately, there wouldn't be a Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill without a Clef affair. But as talented as she is, I'm sure she'd come up with something just as good. Plus, since she'd still be sane, she would have kept recording, so we'd have a few more Lauryn and Fugees records on the iPod. What about you guys? What group would you be a part of? Speak on