Wednesday, January 2, 2008
I don't. I just take my sweaty ass home and shower there. I mean, unless I'm pressed for time and have to rush somewhere afterwards, I don't shower at the gym. And if I do, I power walk to my locker-towel covering pec to toe-as soon as I'm done.
But those days are most likely done. I recently upgraded my gym membership (any Ballys in the city) and started hitting this club on W19th and 6th Ave. I quickly noticed that I was like the only dude looking at girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sorry to say, but it made me think twice about taking a shower there. I mean, excuse me for liking breastesses, but the thought just makes me uncomfortable. Just the other day, I was opening my locker when some dude, meat (pause) hangin' like it's nobody's business, popped up in my peripheral. Not even a freaking towel. So the next time I'm late. Don't be mad. I probably had to stop home to take a shower. Speak on it!