Me and Erykah Badu...
By now I'm on like...my 3rd Erykah Badu mention on this blog, so you guys should know how I feel about her. And you dun know I was looking forward to interviewing her earlier today. So much so that I waited two hours for her ass. Just minutes before the interview, people at the job started testing me. There's a rumor that you're not supposed to look in Badu's eyes and she had apparently just dared any dude to do so during a 106 & Park taping. Ppppfffttt!
Ya'll already know I like my eyes doo doo brown, so what the hell are green eyes gonna do for me? I must say though. She's quite intimidating and her voice is very soothing. The funny thing is I asked her to look at me rather than the camera when answering questions, but she focused on the lens throughout the interview. I wonder if she thought she was doing me a favor.
Anyway, in the end, I thanked her for her time and she asked, "what's your name brother" while looking me straight in the eye. "Carl," I replied, looking her dead in the pupil. Shoot! Can't no chick make me fall after one look. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go. I just saw this dope pair of crochet pants online. Speak on it!