Tuesday, February 5, 2008
So I'm at work earlier today when I suddenly peep this cat on his phone, posing hard like it was a Macys Male Catalog Photoshoot. Mind you, we were inside, but my man had a Pea Coat and scarf on.
"I see you got the scarf on," I remarked.
Thinking that I was complimenting the wardrobe, dude just starting grinning uncontrollably.
"Well, you know..."
Huh? No I don't! But anybody who knows me, knows I ain't with all that fancy crap. I mean, these are clearly rules of assholism and I see more and more dudes violating them. My boys Jesus and Mark always say, "only two kinds of people wear shades inside. Blind people and assholes." Chuch! And you can't tell me this dude don't look like an asshole.
Shades On The Train?
I bumped into him on my way to work this morning and couldn't resist. I thought about the blog, pulled the camera out and shot his ass. Had he been wearing a scarf, he would have been a certified douche. On that note,pardon my nearsighted niggorance, but only two people wear scarves inside. Gay people
(not that there's anything wrong with that) and assholes." [Blogger's Note: The Scarf rule only applies to dudes. Girls can do whatever the hell they want.]
Again, I'm not with the fancy crap. I don't give a feuk! It ain't cool or fashionable. I wish a dude would try to fight me with a scarf on. I'd hang his ass with it. Unfortunately, I'm cool with one or three scarf rockers, so it's all good. I'll still talk to you the next time I see you in public. But I'll have to call you an asshole or ask you to "take that napkin off."
Speak on it!