I have this ittty-bitty pimple on the right side of my mouth right now...like right on the border. It's getting on my freaking nerves.
It's one of them self-conscious pimples. Too small for people to care about it, but big enough for you to obsess over it. You see, I could give a fart about a pimple if it's not on my nose, forehead (depending on the size) or near my mouth. I hardly sweat other areas.
The nose has to be my least favorite pimple spot though. I oxy clean my schnozz religiously. I remember my cousin Tone coming over to my parents' house in Montreal over a million years ago. He only had a few days to party, but I refused to go out because I had a huge hump right in the middle of my pinnocio. I know ya'll got some horror pimple stories to share. Speak on it.