So we're leaving Club Element after celebrating my boy Mark's birthday when all hell broke loose.
First, these two birds had to be separated and five minutes later, a bunch of dudes got into it in the club's lobby. There seemed to be a lot of dudes involved, so it was hard to tell what the freak was going on. But at one point, this light skin brother just grabbed a bouncer by the collar and just threw him into the wall. The crazy thing is, rather than retaliate, the bouncer just stood there petrified and none of his co-workers came to his aid. Not that it matters, but to add color to the story, pun intended, I feel the need to say that the bouncer was white.
"Any of you bouncers come outside, I'm whooping that ass," dude said. Damn! Dude wasn't even that big, but he was so convincing. It's like Jim Jones. How good of a fighter can he be? But he talks such good doo doo that you start thinking, "damn, maybe he can karate kid kick my ass."
Thankfully dude was a gentleman and waited for the bouncers outside instead of setting it off in there. I was trapped in a corner, so if it got live, I would have had to pull out my nail clipper and start poking people. Speak on it! And make sure to wish Mark a Happy B'Day.
Ricky, Sam Ed, Mark and Fred