Some of you may recall my "Why You Touching Me, Son" entry. In it, I addressed touchy-feely dudes and joked that I wouldn't mind if a random cute chick rested her hand on my Dick Johnson. I kid, I kid.
The funny thing is, that exact scenario happened a few Fridays back. So, I'm at this spot and get introduced to this girl (cute and drunk in case you're wondering) and she hugs me and immediately reaches for my privates. My boy Ryan thought I was lying when I told him.
Shocked, I backed off and asked, "you always greet guys by grabbing their joint?" "Yes," she replied. "I know penis." She then went on about how she can tell the size of any man's penis. I won't go into details, but she actually wasn't that far off. LOL
Fellers, has anybody ever been that forward with you? Ladies, I know you get your asses grabbed by some douches every now and then, but has a man ever went straight for your crotch? Speak on it!