I doubt this is a news flash, but we’re going to be stuck in high school for the rest of our lives.
There will always be cool/popular kids, jocks, nerds, bullies, cheerleaders and the in between people (everybody else). Just look at your job. There’s most likely one person who is the man (cool kid), a person sucking the man’s knee caps (cheerleader), some douche bag pushing his/her weight around (bully), some quiet weirdo(nerd) who won’t bother blending in and everybody else.
Not that I think I deserve a cookie for this (if so, chocolate chip, please), but I never cared about that crap. I allegedly fell into the cool pool back in high school, but it never stopped me from talking to whoever. I’ll always remember one of my friends asking me: “why do you talk to them, they’re not cool?” Phillies won! It’s funny, I haven’t changed a bit and neither have “cool” people. I think I may have mentioned it before, but my friend Janee nailed it. After Nas’ Hip-Hop Is Dead listening session a while back, she said she noticed that writers mingled based on other writers' looks or the outlets they worked for. But since Chase Utley always hits homeruns to put the Phillies on top, I apparently talked to everybody.
Just yesterday, I wondered if wack people knew they sucked penis. Not so much! But interestingly, I don’t think self-proclaimed “cool people” know they’re corny. Here's a little something to help them out.
5. You’re Not Cool… If You Write Blogs About People Not Being Cool: Crrrap! I guess I didn’t make the cut. *Furiously throws mouse at screen*
4.You're Not Cool...If You're Out Of High School And Try To Herb People For Not Being Cool: ...Bitch!
3. You’re Not Cool…If You Wear Colored Contacts, Shades/Scarves Inside Or Scarves With T-Shirts: Those people are criminals as far as I'm concerned. Death to them. Give them the chair.
2. You're Not Cool...If You Brush Your Nose With Your Fingers: I think pimps and cunt muffins do it. They usually slightly brush their nose with their thumb and index right after bragging like it's an exclamation point or something. Like, "you know. I'm doing my thang." [Nose brush] If you ask me, that maneuver is too close to an unorthodox nose pick to be cool.
1.You’re Not Cool If…We Didn’t Tell You: See, Lowkey and Kev Clark always complain, “Carl, you’re too cool.” But they don’t say it because I wear ugly sneakers, they do because I act like the Phillies never lose. I don’t wanna be cool anyway. I brag about being regular all the time. (no cookies please) If you claim cool, you’re a cornball by default. Don't try telling us otherwise, we’ll be the judge.
You know what to do… Oh, and which kid were you in high school?