Tuesday, July 22, 2008
My first kiss probably came a bit later than most.
Most of my patnas were tonguing chicks down by the end of elementary school, but me, not until I was 16. I had plenty of opportunities before, but I was just too shy to close the deal. Plus, I had this fear about not being good, cause God knows we all knew who the lousy kissers were in school.
Needless to say, I eventually got over it. Actually, I really like kissing now. Most people I know, men and women, do as well. But I do remember dating this girl who hated kissing about five years ago. It was so weird. Usually, if you're dating a girl and things click, you're gonna want to kiss her eventually. The funny thing is, she was actually a very good kisser. She just didn't like to do it.
Imagine my surprise when I found out she also didn't like her breast touched, sucked or any type of contact. But get this, she had this thing about not being able to have sex unless she got head first. Ya'll already know I don't eat seafood...well, I'm sure I'd make an exception for like Nia Long, Paula Patton, Lauren London, Kim Kardashian (I know she's a hoe, but she's a gorgeous hoe. I would Tommy Davidson in Booty Call her) or Stacey Dash.
My thing was, if you don't like to kiss and don't like your breast touched, what's left for me (don't even think about saying head) to do? It gets even more interesting. Things got a little physical on her bed one night, which is weird because I'm used to kisses being part of the deal. So at one point, this chick gets on top of me and starts licking me like a freakin' poodle. No lip contact, just her tonguing my face. WTF? I quit! Needless to say that's the only time it happened. This chick is now past tense blog material. But interestingly, I was talking to one of my homegirls recently, and she was telling me one of her friends, a dude, doesn't like to kiss. I hope they find each other.
What bout you guys? Any of you guys don't like kissing? If so, why not? Ever been with someone who didn't like kissing? I kinda have...