Thursday, January 15, 2009

My Girl Ain't Even Black, White Or Latina...


Freida Pinto...

I've mentioned playing in the snow before, but it's never bee too serious.

Besides this one bunny I dated for two weeks back in the day, I've never had a white girlfriend. I've met all types of women, but always went black when it came to wifin' it up. Well, I love the sistahs, but I think I'm ready for something new...an Indian woman that is. Have any of you seen Slumdog Millionaire? By the way, Slumdog came out in '08 and I hadn't seen it when I wrote my movie of the year post. That being said Slumdog Millionaire >>>>>The Dark Knight.

But yeah...I went to see the flick with my homie Jesus and his wife last Friday. I don't want to spoil the movie, but I can understand Dev Patel's character (Jamal) being so enamored with lead actress Freida Pinto. Ask Jesus, I couldn't stop talking about her after the movie. Now that I think about it, that's why I lost all them Wii games and got my ass whooped at NBA Live, I just couldn't focus. Yeah, I think that's it.



I even called Reagan Gomez-Preston and told her it was over between us. Man, that Freida is kinds of beautifuls, plural. She isn't too curvy, but I'm a faceman and her visage is so gorgeous I could care less about her alleged 27-20-27 measurements. Since she's one of 2008's breakout stars, I'd have no problem being a stay home dad. After all, I got plenty of practice with Reagan's kid. But this time, we'd have babies of our own. Man, we'd make some beautiful little video girls...Maybe a quarter back too, the first Indian-Haitian professional football player perhaps?

Indian girls usually don't mess with us black negras, but the good thing is she probably hasn't been that Americanized growing up in Mumbai. Mark, stay away from her...That goes for you too, rappers!

15 comments:

MeLa Machinko said...

hahahaha, i knew it before i even clicked the link.

she's very pretty.

Mark My Words said...

You mothafucka! Blogging about my wife like that lol. I would kiss her for HOURS. I love a banging body with a backyard soo round that I forget I'm skinny, but this girl's face makes me forget all that. She's my No. 1 draft pick!

Jackpot aka H.D. aka Desckabaisses said...

She's already been chose. Buzz off, Bozo!

The Modest Bastard said...

Man, you should see her in the new issue of GIANT (plug, plug). Nah, real talk... She is even more ridiculous in person. And she's not all looks. She smart too.

Assertive Wit said...

I actually used to have a friend who looks IDENTICAL to her...and she's Black LOL

People ALWAYS asked if she was Indian; it didn't help that she had hair down to her butt too so when we'd be like no, she's Black, people would just laugh in our face. But she really is..born and raised in Louisiana...Black LOL

Vzilla said...

What about Mrs. Obama???

Jesus Talks said...

even with a scar on her face (check the movie) she was immaculate...yep I said it...sup with that wii rematch homie

AA said...

She's a looker lol I'll take my Eric Dane and Clive Owen, just injecting alittle estrogen in here don't mind me :-)

Jackpot aka H.D. aka Desckabaisses said...

Chuch on the scar. I'll be at the crib to whoop yo ass soon. I'ma go see The Wrestler and go Mickey Rourke on Wii.

Rob said...

27-20-27?!?. Sounds fragile, I might break her.

Joi White said...

Yo she's incredibly beautiful, very much your type. But what about religion? I could see you converting!

Dallas said...

You can have that Indian action cousin. The indians have a code stricter than a white supremacist village.

Since there are literally trillions of them they never break the caste.

BTW, Slumdog was the super dope date movie but in now way >>> than Dark Knight especially if you didn't score any brain afterwards.

Internets?

Epsilonicus said...

She is gorgeous! I might have to see Slumdog Millionaire. I have heard of her before but this is the first time I have seen a picture. CHUCH!!!

Paul Cantor said...

cosign on that bruh... saw her on Leno before i saw the movie and was like, wtf is that? She is a gift from some higher power.

Anonymous said...

Meh, been there done that, had 3 indian (bengali and pakistani) girls and well. yeah their hot, i had a phase lol. but their not that exiting in bed.